About this site
FAQ
Where can I find you elsewhere?
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I haven't settled on a real alias yet, and have switched between so many... My old accounts are catgamon, and my newer ones xvariamuz, poladazmiu, and of course nohystavinny. Case sentitive!
HELP
ME
PLEASE
TEODORE
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HTML, CSS, some vanilla JS I think probably but I coded most of this half-asleep so I could be wrong about literally everything
AT
THE
IKEA
YO
How often do you update?
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Whenever I want HAHAHAHAHAHAHA or whenever Troubetzkoy or Louisa or Teodore wants I guess...
WHAT
YOU
SAY
BOY?
Can I contribute?
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Yes please! E-mail me (find contacts in the footer on the home page) with graphics, songs, ideas, et cetera, and I'll fit it into a page somewhere! Another option for getting these gongous (gorgeous) ideas to me is putting it in the chatbox. YAY!
I
WANT
YOUR
FANART
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This is, like, the fourth stylistic version of the site. The first ever version was arguably the coolest, but I at the time didn't fully grasp how to make a site compatible with any screen dimensions, so it ultimately failed. In any case, the purpose and intention behind the site has always been the same- it isn't my portfolio (go visit lonelyhearts.neocities.org for that one hehe), but instead something like an agglomeration of stuff I like in a way that pleases my eye. I would honestly prefer a different main theme, but this is what worked out.
There used to be a really neat, hand-drawn frame that looked kind of like innards.
There used to be a really neat, hand-drawn frame that looked kind of like innards.
Author Pages
Purpose
As of now there are four 'people' (or internet personalities) working on this site. You can visit their pages by clicking on their banner in the module above ^. In case you weren't already aware, I am Nohystavin(ny) Oglivy, He is Troubetzkoy, His sister is Louisa, and the Random is Teodore. Troubetzkoy and Louisa work at IKEA also, so they may not always be on the on-line for you to chat with or to update the site.
Yes, what? Of course you'll be able to talk to each one of us at (almost) any time- we're your best friends, after all, and care about you very much... so I'll be making sure that very soon there will be a specialized chatbox wherein you will be able to conduct a quaint little question-and-answer with any of us, at, again, almost any time. Thanks for your continued support.
Yes, what? Of course you'll be able to talk to each one of us at (almost) any time- we're your best friends, after all, and care about you very much... so I'll be making sure that very soon there will be a specialized chatbox wherein you will be able to conduct a quaint little question-and-answer with any of us, at, again, almost any time. Thanks for your continued support.
Hello, "I'm Petey"
I'm NOHYSTAVIN, I'll tell you again. I made this site Painstakingly by hand during a brief period of divine afflatus and immense, specific motivation, so it's all too likely that I'll lose inspiration soon and stop updating this place.
Anyhow, this an AI-FREE, USER-MAINTAINED, WELL-LOVED website hosted by the gracious NEOCITIES and, again, made all by myself :). Please enjoy your time here and do explore, because most things are clickable and lead to more cool things that are also clickable. PLEASE! Visit the author pages above, and for similar (but fictional) personalized pages, do visit the CHARACTERS tab on the sticky top menu!
Anyhow, this an AI-FREE, USER-MAINTAINED, WELL-LOVED website hosted by the gracious NEOCITIES and, again, made all by myself :). Please enjoy your time here and do explore, because most things are clickable and lead to more cool things that are also clickable. PLEASE! Visit the author pages above, and for similar (but fictional) personalized pages, do visit the CHARACTERS tab on the sticky top menu!
